In West Philadelphia, born and raised

So I went to Philly on Friday. I even ate a legit Philly cheesesteak from a lunch cart downtown! Besides that, however...

...it was a disaster. I don't even want to talk about it. Shoot, I don't even want to think about it.

And you wanna know the worst part?

I'm an Atlanta Braves fan. Curse your 6.5 game lead, Phillies!

How you doin'?

(In reality, the Phillies really are a great team. Heck, my little league softball team was the Phillies! I'd probably even root for them. If only they weren't in the National League...)